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Bikini Hookups tells the heroic story of Gregg, a balding nerd with a ponytail whose occupation involves "[helping] guys on vacation get laid." According to the site's tour, Gregg and his buddies tour the beach in search of fresh skank, which ironically smells quite rancid, like rotten fish. Or at least that's what Bikini Hookups used to be about - the site began life as an exclusive reality site revolving around a beach theme but became a general nonexclusive porn site at some point last year. So much for truth in advertising.
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7/10 |
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8/10 |
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7/10 |
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7/10 |
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/107.3 /10 |
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| Reviewed by Joseph on May 04, 2007. |
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| Members Area Review: |
The members area of Bikini Hookups is a horrible clusterfuck that will confuse the living daylights out of you (it might even confuse the dead daylights out of you - that's just how confusing it is!). Basically, all of the site's content and bonus material is shoved onto the main page of the members area, making it virtually impossible to figure out what the fuck you're looking at. Admittedly, I usually like it when all of a site's content is available for download right from the main page of the members area, but, in this case, it is really fucking confounding.
Once you get your bearings, you'll discover fifty-six episodes available for download on Bikini Hookups. Allegedly, a new scene is added every three days, but if that's true, then shouldn't there be more episodes on this site, which has been online since 2004? I'm suspicious! And a little scared. Hold me. Anyway, look through the episodes and you'll find some of the reality-based beach scenes from the earliest days of the site's existence as well as general hardcore episodes featuring sucking, fucking, anal, foot fetishism and other random stuff. Honestly, you'll find a lot more general hardcore stuff than the advertised beach stuff; hell, the first scene I downloaded involved a guy shaving his girl's twat far from the environment where dirt meets ocean (you know, the beach). For what it's worth, our buddy Gregg does appear in most of the scenes, even those that aren't at the beach.
The videos on Bikini Hookups are available for downloading and streaming in the Windows Media format. Although some of these videos are of good quality, most are rather average, if not downright grainy. Videos are short, lasting three to ten minutes in length on average, and are rather small too boot. Not too impressive.
Each scene on Bikini Hookups also has a set of average quality photos or below average quality screen caps to its name. The screen caps look truly dreadful and the photos often don't match the videos. Again, not too impressive.
Members of Bikini Hookups get access to six other sites: Licka Licka, Kinky Lesbo, Our Fuck Friends, Bang Dolls, Slutty Mamma and Jerk Him off. There is also some "bonus content" on Bikini Hookups, which includes links to streaming video site and live feeds (the quality of these sites is hit-or-miss), as well as a section filled with hundreds of thousands of pictures that are split up into categories like Caucasian, lesbian, anal, threesomes and toys. I can't lie to you people (well, I can, but I won't): These additional photos are all rather shitty.
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| Bottom Line: |
If I had to describe my Bikini Hookups experience in one word, that word would be "meh." If I had to describe it in three words, those three words would be "totally fucking disappointing." The site's content is nonexclusive and mediocre and most of the action doesn't even take place at the beach. In short, Bikini Hookups is the pits. - click here to visit Bikini Hookups
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| Prices: |
$4.95 for three days
$29.95 for one month
$69.95 for three months
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Jul 13, 2007 @ 20:13 by SlobMyKnob - Rating: 3/5
So, you're saying the member's area is confusing, there isn't a lot of content and average or below average photos. Is there anything that's good about this site and why didn't it get a lower score if it's such a fucking mess? The only benefit I can see for this site over other bikini sites is that it actually has hardcore fucking and not a bunch of silly bitches running around pouring water all over each other. When I see a chick in a bikini I want to see her getting pounded in that bikini and not just acting like Bo Derek running on the beach. There is a trial so I might just check it out so I can see the dirty bikini action that I know has to be in there somewhere. Plus, even if it's a flop I still get access to a few other sites with the membership. |
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Nov 15, 2007 @ 18:03 by JoJo - Rating: 4/5
Trust me if you like girls in bikinis then you will want to join this site no matter what the review says. And if you are looking for some hardcore action this site has it's fair share of it. This site is definitely not a flop and I bet you would really enjoy it if you haven't already signed up. |
Dec 12, 2007 @ 06:17 by Beach Bum - Rating: 4/5
Some good and bad points here. I don't know why it got such a good score with such negative comments by the reviewer. I like the hardcore action that's included and I like the hot girls in bikinis. It's a win/win situation for me. I enjoyed it and will probably stay a member for a while since I do have the bonus sites to keep me busy when I get tired of bikinis. |
Apr 14, 2008 @ 03:53 by DameinsSon - Rating: 3/5
I haven't quite made my mind up on this site yet. I just bought in for the trial membership and at first glance the main page is kind of confusing as the reviewer warned. But I don't care what a reviewer says, a lot of times they are flat wrong. I really need to see how much content is in here and how good it is, but I can tell you that I am already tired of seeing this blad headed fucking everywhere. For now I'm only goingto rate this site a three, but if I really like it I'll come back and change that. |
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