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Outside reviews of Massive Cocks:
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Massive Cocks promises "fourteen-inch cocks ripping open tight teen cunt-holes" on its tour. Doesn't that sound pleasant? The tour also displays photos of cartoonishly big dicks penetrating very small girls who really shouldn't be able to fit such monster wangs into their paper cut gashes. Honestly, I thought the photos in the tour were probably heavily Photoshopped, a theory I still hold to be true. Seriously, these cocks are so ridiculously big that there's no way in hell they are real. You're not fooling anyone, Massive Cocks!
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TOTAL SCORE
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Review updated by Joseph on Nov 22, 2006.
(Previously reviewed by Joseph on Jan 25, 2005. Total score given then: 7.3) |
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If you actually buy the horseshit that Massive Cocks is trying to sell you, then I've got some swampland in Florida to sell you, bud. Let's face it, guys: If you really had a cock that was fourteen inches long, you wouldn't be very popular with the ladies. No girl in her right mind would ever be willing to stuff a dick that's longer and fatter than a foot-long Subway sandwich into her snatch. Seriously, just try to stuff a Subway sandwich into your lady's vagina - I bet she won't let you do it (unless you're dating Oprah Winfrey). So right off the bat I gotta call bullshit on Massive Cocks - there's just no way that any of the pictures on this site are real.
The photos on Massive Cocks are supposedly one hundred percent exclusive to this site, which is allegedly updated every single day with "thousands" of new photos (yeah, right). Because all of the photos look so fake, it's almost pointless to discuss them. In fact, all I'm gonna say is this: The photos are phony. Allow me to reiterate: The pictures of giant dongs on Massive Cocks are all fake. Moving on...
Not surprisingly, the men in the videos on Massive Cocks possess considerably smaller dicks than the ones in the photos - I would even argue that some of these fells are modestly endowed with average-sized tools. There are twenty-eight "exclusive" videos on Massive Cocks and I say "exclusive" with quotemarks cos these videos look to me to have been purchased from other sites in spite of the fact that Massive Cocks claims they were sent in by members (right, members who professionally shot and edited their sexual exploits with attractive women...). There are also seventy-two videos featuring "monster cocks" that actually are pretty big and one hundred and thirty-one bonus "exclusive" movies which don't feature big dicks at all and are clearly from some other site. The videos on Massive Cocks are broken up into clips that can be streamed as WMV files in two speeds or downloaded as MPEGs. The videos are average-looking at best.
Massive Cocks also contains sex cartoons, sex sounds, erotic stories, games, a chatroom, a message board and a large page of links to chat sites run by cam whores. Members of Massive Cocks also get access to sixty-one or so bonus sites that are like Massive Cocks in the respect that none of 'em have any massive cocks on 'em.
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Call me cynical if you must, but I refuse to believe that the photos on Massive Cocks haven't been Photoshopped - these giant cocks are just too good to be true. Still, Massive Cocks is an amusing site even if it's not terribly erotic - I'll give it a passing grade for its entertainment value alone. If you want to see fourteen-inch dicks destroy vaginas, keep dreaming; if you want to see Photoshopped dongs destroy vaginas, join Massive Cocks. - click here to visit Massive Cocks
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| Prices: |
$29.95 for one month
$72.24 for three months
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Oct 23, 2007 @ 09:47 by Phelch - Rating: 2/5
Does this site shoot their own content or is it just bulk big dick content? I sure would like to know before I joined the site. |
Nov 24, 2007 @ 16:38 by Blake - Rating: 4/5
It's a mixture of non-exclusive and exclusive. The design ain't that great but there are real big dicks inside and they are tearing up that pussy. It's worth it to give it a shot and see what the site has. |
Apr 23, 2008 @ 10:39 by GeorgeHampten - Rating: 3/5
I tend to agree with the reviewer and think that these cocks are too big to be real but as far as girls being able to take cocks this big, I have a different way of thinking about that. There are people who take a persons fist and forearm up their ass, so who can say a girl can't take on a dick this big? There is some cool stuff in this site but it's really not for me. |
Jul 02, 2008 @ 18:30 by Unlike Lee - Rating: 1/5
A load of fake nonsense.... |
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