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Outside reviews of Big Sausage Pizza:
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Big Sausage Pizza, "the preferred choice of meat-lovers everywhere," is the "home of the big meaty sausage" where "it makes no damn difference what you ordered" cos "every single delivery comes packed with big sausage." In other words, the delivery boys cut holes in the pizzas they deliver to beautiful women and stuff their hard cocks in the holes, providing a surprise for the lusty customers. And, yes, they are more than willing to put some extra sauce on your pie, if-you-catch-my-meaning.
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Review updated by Mike on Aug 22, 2008.
(Previously reviewed by Joseph on Nov 30, 2007. Total score given then: 8) |
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It's common knowledge that most reality sites are unreal, what with all the bad acting and unlikely situations that abound in the stuff. Big Sausage Pizza takes unreal reality to a whole new level, making fake reality porn an art form. While most porn is content with merely having a pizza delivery boy fuck a hot babe, this site ups the ante by having the pizza delivery boy brazenly fuck the pizza pie itself before he fucks the hair pie! (Having once fucked a scalding hot calzone, I can tell you from experience that this is no small feat.) You gotta admit these guys have balls, which they thankfully keep out of the pizza. And, yes, many of the videos depict chicks going down on stiff dicks that are still sticking out of the pizzas - it's like an edible glory hole! Why haven't any bears in the gay community jumped on this concept yet?! It's tailor-made for 'em! I mean, they like food and they like dicks, thus it's a match made in heaven!
Currently, Big Sausage Pizza has satisfied the hunger of one hundred and forty-seven female customers and a new famished babe is satiated once every ten to fourteen days. Each episode on this site comes with a bunch of videos and a photoset. The photosets appear to me to be filled with a mix of screen caps and average-resolution standalone shots taken before and after the filming of the videos. The photos are okay, but the videos are where it's at.
The videos are of good quality and are split up into clips that average about five to seven minutes in length in the Windows Media format and one minute in length in the MPEG format. Oh, and you can also download the clips to your iPod! The clips come in two sizes (large and small), giving members plenty of download options here. Scenes average about forty minutes in length and take you from delivery to desert, which is oftentimes a nice big facial (what, no Cinna Sticks™?!). Sadly, the Windows Media files are protected by DRM. Bummer.
Members also get access to seventeen bonus reality sites, including M.I.L.F. Cruiser, Nude Beach House and Cheerleader Auditions, just to name a few (well, three). The bonus sites cover all kinds of genres, though none of them involve food in the way this site does. Beware, though, as the three-day trial limits your access to a couple of episodes per site. Bastards! They're always one step ahead of us!
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If food and sex is your fetish then you'll love this site, or if you are generally a fan of pizza and sex, then this site will be right up your alley. The girls are beautiful (as always) and the stereotypical "fucking the pizza guy" porn scenario is played out very well. - click here to visit Big Sausage Pizza
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| Prices: |
$1.00 for three days
$38.80 for 30 days
$58.80 for 60 days
$95.76 for one year
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Sep 17, 2007 @ 10:33 by Heath - Rating: 4/5
holy fucking shit this site is a complete blast. You have to join just for the novelty of the concept for the site. The story line makes this site what it is and other than that it is just your basic reality hardcore porn site with a funny as fuck twist to it. |
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