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Captain Stabbin (full review)

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Ahoy, mateys! Climb aboard and I'll introduce you to Captain Stabbin, a somewhat creepy old guy who takes young women out on his love boat and steals their anal virginity on the high seas - the captain drops his anchor in each asshole he meets. I guess you could call Captain Stabbin a buttpirate who plunders booty (please forgive me for that terrible joke). Regardless, the anal adventures of Captain Stabbin and his crew will have you hoisting your jib in no time! visitors have an exclusive discount at Cum Girls! All links to Cum Girls on our site already include the discount so you can rest assured you will enter their site at the discounted price.

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    30 min.
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    Clips & Full length
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Video Formats

  • wmv (1100 kbps, 720x480)

  • mpg (1100 kbps, 480x360)


  • Extras: Network/bonus site access, Forum

  • Limits: Download limit, Limited trial

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Review (Updated by Tiffany)

Set sail in the members area of Captain Stabbin and you'll discover the latest updates to the site as well as links to live cams, personals where you can "get laid," offers of discounted memberships to other porn sites and a section called "My Favs" which allows members the luxury of storing their favorite episodes from Captain Stabbin in one convenient place - this option is especially useful when you take into consideration the fact that Captain Stabbin is updated once a week and currently contains a whopping two hundred and twenty-three exclusive episodes at the present time. As if there wasn't plenty of content here to keep you busy for a very long time to cum (heh), your membership also offers access to a number of bonus sites: 8th Street Latinas, M.I.L.F. Hunter, Cum Fiesta, Big Naturals, Mike's Apartment, We Live Together, Mike in Brazil, In the V.I.P., Euro Sex Parties, Street Blowjobs, First Time Auditions, Top Shelf Pussy, Boys' First Time, Tranny Surprise, Wives in Pantyhose, Round and Brown and M.I.L.F. Next Door. These bonus sites will come in handy when you reach your daily download limit of one gigabyte. Adding insult to injury, the three-day trial membership to Captain Stabbin limits your access to the site (if you don't sign up for the full monthly membership, you'll only be able to see the pictures and the first few videos of each episode); however, if you call the site's customer service line to complain, all limitations will be removed!

A typical episode description provided by the good captain begins thusly: "Well, guys, when I was on my way to the liquor store, I saw this chick that was so hot, I had to invite her to the boat." The movies can be streamed as WMV files in two speeds (dialup and broadband), downloaded in those two speeds, or downloaded as small MPEG clips. These videos look pretty decent and each complete movie is anywhere from forty minutes to seventy minutes in length. Each episode on Captain Stabbin also contains hundreds of photos that can be downloaded one at a time or in a single ZIP file. The photos look great - all are crisp and clear. Newer episodes also have screen caps from the videos available for download, though those aren't very impressive (screen caps almost never are).

Bottom Line

Captain Stabbin takes two very random things to combine - yachting and anal - and makes it a fun and arousing experience. The women they find are just great and the video quality is outstanding. Updates recently have been sporadic, but between the size of the collection and the giant amount of bonuses you get, it's well worth it.

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Discounted prices:
$2.95 for 3 days (trial)
$17.95 for 30 days (recurring)

Regular prices:
$4.95 for 3 days (trial)
$24.95 for 30 days (recurring)

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User comments/reviews and ratings of Captain Stabbin:

  • by Borland  -  Rating: 4/5

    This site is reality porn at it's finest and one of the first sites to take reality entertainment to the next level. I think I have been a member since the site first started years ago and since there is enough updated content to keep me busy for a long time to come, I won't be going anywhere. The premise of the site is what is entertaining and it gives you the feeling that you could pull this stunt off as well. I am a loyal member and as long as there are cute girls willing to take a hard cock in the ass, I plan on staying one.

  • by T. Sinclair  -  Rating: 4/5

    The bitches on this site really get me hard and the ass fucking is pretty sweet, but at times it can be a little redundant as it is the same exact scenario each and every time. I definitely don't have any complaints about the amount of content the site has.

  • by Guido  -  Rating: 4/5

    Ass fucking on a boat. Hell, I don't care where I am. It's the ass I'm fucking that I'm going to remember not where I did it. This site has some pretty good action and it has a large amount of content too. It's one of the better anal sites out there

  • by Deano  -  Rating: 4/5

    I'm in awe that these chicks can keep from getting sea sick as they're getting bounced around on those hard cocks. I love this shit.

  • by Loren  -  Rating: 4/5

    I have been a member of this site for about 6 years now and I have watched it evolve over time to have hotter chicks, more hardcore fucking and better quality movies. I love that they keep improving on something that's already pretty damn good.

  • by Scared Captain Stabbin Fan  -  Rating: 3/5

    I have just heard a rumor that updates have stopped in May of 07.. is there any truth to that?

  • by Jam  -  Rating: 5/5

    Yes, they did stop updating. But, you have several years worth of content that's available to you and that will take you quite some time to download so go ahead and enjoy one of the first and finest anal sites on the Internet.

  • by ShadyDude  -  Rating: 4/5

    This is one of the best anal sites on the internet and that's for sure. I have no idea why they decided to do it all on a boat but I guess the owners figured it's better make a living ass fucking girls out in a boat than in the house and I would have to agree with them. The girls in this site like to suck dick and really like to get these long hard dicks driven all the way up their butt holes. And they do it so well. Nice work guys.

  • by backdoorboy  -  Rating: 4/5

    Sailing and ass fucking. I can certainly think of worse ways to spend an afternoon. Being out on the water is alwasy great but to have some some girls willing to take it up the ass with you at the same time is even better. This site has really evolved over the years and in my opinion has become one of the better ass fucking websites around.

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